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Secret Bush43 library plans revealed

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Need I say more?

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Can you still remember when …

America was the land of the free, home of the brave?

American know-how and ingenuity were our trademarks?

America was the great experiment in democracy?

America fought for good in the world?

Now, we give up liberties and hide from terrorists.

Now, we can’t even discuss stopping the destruction of our ecosystem because it is too hard for us.

Now, we think the best thing is to lie, never take responsibility and blame others.

And the worse part? There is about 30%-40% of our population that are beyond understanding, that are being manipulated by the administration, and have been convinced they are “right” and we are “wrong”. Not only are we wrong, we are now becoming the enemy. If we are the “enemy”, then who are “they”?

Does anyone doubt the change in the wind?

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So George, Dick and Karl are talking see…

G: Man, my credibulity is really in the gutter. It’s never been this bad!

D: Don’t be so hasty. We can turn this around. Just need a little more fear is all.

K: Like I keep saying, it doesn’t matter. You’ll be fine.

G: Easy for you to say! I feel off my bike again, good thing no one got a good shot of me wiping out.

K: I could turn that around and make you into a hero. Easy.

G: I don’t know about that.

D: Yeah, let’s have a bet. All this spying stuff is getting to me, need some distractions. But I don’t bet on bikes, need something better.

K: Here’s something: We’ll set up Dick to go out hunting out on that Armstrong Ranch. And he shoots someone! And I turn that around and make Dick into a hero! Easy! And it will distract everyone from George long enough for us to get more stories planted in the papers.
G: How much you wanna bet?  $500 like last time?  Who you going to have Dick shoot?

K:  Won’t be you this time!  We’ll find someone convenient.

D: Can you get women and booze in too?

G: Ok, $1000 then.

D: Deal. Man Karl, I don’t see how you’re going to do this! George, get me and Karl another beer.

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The Presidential Press Conference Today

Another day at the White House:

Bush: Thank you all for coming out today. I know you could all be at Disney World or shopping with your big American SUV, but you, the American People ™, are here today to listen to me speeching like this, that’s really nice. To start this off the right way, let me first bite the head off this baby.

(bites head off baby, blood squirts out)

(the press is quiet, hammering heard in distance)

Bush: See that? I can bite the head off a baby, and you won’t say a word, I knew it!

Bush: Ok, so who has the first question? Bill, go ahead!

Bill: Thank you Mr. President. Is it true that you are going to bring back the guillotine? (large structure is seen behind curtains in the
distance. hammering continues)

Bush: Absolutely not! That is just how the enemy does it! Cutting off heads like that is barbaric and completely un-American. Next question.

Judy: Sir, we have reports that your favorite phase has become “Off with his head!”, and then you start laughing to yourself. Is this true?

Bush: That is just so far off, I won’t even respond to that. Who did you say told you that?

Judy: It was an anonymous source sir. (Judy is carried off by two men in suits)

Bush: Any more questions?

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Complacency: what your forefathers warned you about

I guess we now know the answer to Ben Franklin’s original “A Republic if you can keep it.” statement. Who else to know the difficulties that lay ahead for us than those that had just had a revolt and risked everything, and yet we let it slip away.

It didn’t happen quickly, but slowly as we forgot. The value of customs, things that we lack here, I suppose, helped make it so easy. But, perhaps, other cycles are at work here.

For instance, why did the US population become so complacent to begin with? Did we not have enough enemies to keep us busy? Perhaps too many enemies to keep track of? Perhaps not knowing who the enemies are?

I’m blogging that a simple feedback cycle was created that caused the complacency, and that the other part of the cycle is rooted in our economy. Not the economy that existed in the 18th century, but the economy that developed over the past 50 years.

The economy today is based on the fact that people don’t know simple things any longer, and have to rely on the State and/or Big Business to keep them alive. Not so in the 1700s, but today how many of us even know how to make bread, the most basic of foods? How many have actually picked fresh fruit? Made clothes? Walked or rode a bike to get somewhere, and not just for fun?

The question remains: which started first? Did someone decide that complacency was required in order to destroy our liberties so Big Business could take over? Or did Big Business just get too greedy and not see that they were causing Americans to just become little consumers, at the expense of everything else, and that this would result in a Constitutional Crisis?

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Employees….

For starters, this is a really tough decision to make. This guy’s been working for me for awhile now, and it’s time for me to decide on the “bonus” he deserves, and I want to be fair about it.To tell the truth, he’s really caused me some problems, but he’s really important, you know “visible”, out there representing the company, and he has great contacts for sure.

When I first hired him, he said he was going to be really nice to all the employees we had and make everyone work together. But that soon changed and now most of the people really hate him. He’s fired a few people and they say it was because of what they’ve said about him, but I’m not certain of course.

He does take a lot of vacation, but I won’t hold that against him. He even lied on his resume, but I guess everyone does these days.

And a couple of his friends have been arrested, and even more are under investigation! But I could handle that if his business decisions were working out. He keeps telling me everything is going great, but I’m not so sure.

He wanted to open a store in a new neighborhood and said it would be a slam dunk. We’ve spent almost all our money fighting the competition there for almost three years now, it’s hurting our main stores, and our reputation is suffering because of it.

For instance, we had a big flood in one of our buildings, and this guy stayed on vacation, and then hired these incompetent guys to take care of the mess! It was a complete disaster. Some of the employees even died!

And because of the competition, he had tried to bug their offices to get some information, and he got caught. He’s telling everyone it was in his contract that he could do this, and so far he’s getting away with it, but I’m not sure how long he can keep this up. Of course we’re telling everyone things are going great, but most of our international partners think something is up.

So the big question is, what should I do?

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Ever hear of this game?

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Some are concerned with the cuts to education and health, others with the increases to the military’s budget, now the largest in history. So I won’t bother going into that.<br /> Instead, I wanted to focus on a little talked-about provision apparently snuck in at the last moment. The provision is hard to find, and is under the title “Make Bush the Richest Man in the World” somewhere in the appendix. Basically, it calls for a simple use fee (tax) added to all goods that come from Venezuela, including their oil! If you calculate it all out, Bush would be worth about $1T in 10 years!</p> <p>From a press conference, Bush gave as his reason for the provision: “Of course the money is not for me. I’m a religious man, but my wife, she told me to go for it. I’m agona use all the money to help the good people of Americans. It is simply not true that I’ll be starting my own private army.”</p> <p>Luckily for Bush, in the provision is an escape clause. Called the Rove clause, it says: “If the provision is canceled for any reason Bush immediately gets $500B”. I wonder who put that in there?</p> <p>I don’t know, it seems to be a bad precedent. </p> </div> <p class="postfeedback"> <a href="http://www.thinkpacs.com/?p=6" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to Latest Budget" class="permalink">Permalink</a> <a href="http://www.thinkpacs.com/?p=6#respond" class="commentslink" title="Comment on Latest Budget">Comments</a> </p> <!-- <rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:trackback="http://madskills.com/public/xml/rss/module/trackback/"> <rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.thinkpacs.com/?p=6" dc:identifier="http://www.thinkpacs.com/?p=6" dc:title="Latest Budget" trackback:ping="http://www.thinkpacs.com/wp-trackback.php?p=6" /> </rdf:RDF> --> </div> <div class="post"> <h2 class="posttitle" id="post-5"><a href="http://www.thinkpacs.com/?p=5" rel="bookmark" title="Permanent link to Annual LSwap Meet - DC">Annual LSwap Meet - DC</a></h2> <p class="postmeta"> February 1, 2006 at 7:49 am · Filed under <a href="http://www.thinkpacs.com/?cat=4" title="View all posts in Corruption" rel="category tag">Corruption</a> </p> <div class="postentry"> <p>As we head into this new year, it’s time to get prepared, so don’t go into 2006 with the lobbyist you have, be sure to get the lobbyist you need at the DC LSwap Meet. 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